“The answers to some of your questions might already be sitting in the back of your mind. Sometimes the holidays can jog your memory and revive a good idea that just needs a fresh approach.”


“Having a birthday three days before Christmas is like living in a holiday hurricane. When I was 4-years old, I got some weird looks from kids on Christmas Day when I asked, “What did you get on my birthday?”


“His beard Looks good.”


“According to the results of a perceptual research study, Ralph was the best-known air talent. But the study obviously did not indicate his thing for underage teenage girls.”


“Sometimes sales and programming get into battles because a site becomes the new added-value dump. Your website should be treated like the airwaves and meet target audience expectations.”


“Your granddaughter’s mother told me you taught her to cut an inch off each end of a pot roast before cooking. She swore it was a requirement, but I’m dying to know why? Is there any sane reason to throw away two inches of perfectly good meat in order to cook a pot roast?”


Air Talent: “When my PD tells me anything, I feel as if she is saying the words, but our consultant is putting the words in her mouth. I want to program someday, but I want to be in charge and not be someone else’s flunky.”


You must learn how to express that part of you that’s yours and yours only. It’s never about the number of words that come out of your mouth, it’s the spin you put on those words. Your unique personality paints the canvas at terrestrial radio and on all audio platforms. Once an air talent is comfortable with syncing that uniqueness with their voice, it’s like magic.


“Branding separates a faceless voice from an up-and-coming air personality. This holds true no matter what time slot you’re working. While Morning Drive might be viewed as the crown jewel of radio, every shift gives you a platform to build your brand and influence.”


“At a radio station, everything is connected at various levels. Stations have procedures in place to meet goals and make money. Air personalities can’t divorce themselves from the responsibilities of meeting the expectations of management.”


“It’s smart, but it still relies on us to ask the right questions. Without the right guidance, it’s like handing a Ferrari to someone who doesn’t drive—they have the power, but no way to use it.”


“Harmless flirting can turn into misunderstandings, suspensions, or into a courtroom. Don’t be paranoid, just be smart. They are a lot like gambling. Everyone loves to share stories about the couples who made it work—those who met on the job and built something great. But no one talks about all the ones that went up in flames.”


“I heard crickets—nothing. I was trying to see past the bright lights to figure out what was going on. Meanwhile, out of the corner of my eye, I could see stagehands and booth announcer laughing. I had flop sweat pouring out of me.”



Remember that one kid you just couldn’t get along with? “They just can’t stand you, whether you’re “walking or riding,” as my grandmother used to say.”


“It’s not generational, no one likes feeling out of their league with anything new. We’ve all been there, whether it’s with new apps, social media platforms, or ChatGPT.” 


“Crazy never takes a day off in radio”

I’ve never heard of anyone using their pet as an excuse to quit a job. Here’s how my conversation went with a fellow radio veteran.


“No matter what you call it, the result is the loss of a steady paycheck”

Following iHeartMedia’s recent changes, we’re again dealing with the unloading of air talent, programmers, and staff.


It may or may not be generational, but many of us are causing self-inflicted misinformation. We’ve become junkies for knowing, but not for fully reading.


Flapping their jaws, telling you and anyone else who will listen, what should be done. They’re a pain. Stroke that ego, agree or disagree?


It’s difficult to make good decisions when your brain is not operating on all cylinders. You’re no good to anybody, including you, if you make yourself sick. That’s why vacations are important.


I love to talk radio and recently I had a conversation with an Operations Manager in a PPM market with a Hip-Hop station in a small cluster. His ratings have been plummeting for some time now. He’s had an occasional glimmer of hope over the last several years, but nothing like the old days before PPM. 


Sometimes others don’t have your best interest at heart. That’s especially true when you first start out working in a new job.  Being a ‘Newbie’, it takes a while to find out who your friends are. I recently communicated with an air personality who found herself stuck in the middle of a difficult situation. She was deceived by the APD, and it almost cost her job before she could even get started.


It’s becoming tight for new on-air positions.  Media companies are getting rid of a number of air talents for one reason, they are being viewed strictly as budget line items. But with that said, I’m always glad to hear when an opportunity is on the horizon for someone. Especially when that person once worked for me.